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Unread 08-16-2017, 09:24 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Pirates

So I was reading this news article about how this cruise ship had to dim its lights and shit to hide from pirates…


Here’s one of the comments. Thought you would enjoy it.

I see this as a commercial opportunity. Imagine an NRA sponsored "Pirate Cruise".

Day 1: Meet and greet. Meet your fellow passengers on the Aloha Deck. Bring your firearms to show and see what your fellow passengers are packing. Food and drink until midnight.

Day 2: Join us on the fantail range to fire your choice of automatic weapons, selected from our onboard arsenal. One hundred rounds included in your fair. Additional ammo available at a reasonable cost. Or, bring your own. Range safety officer and weapons instructors will be on hand to make the day safe and fun!

Day 3: Pistols of the world. We have prepared twenty of the most famous revolvers and semi-auto pistols for your ballistic pleasure. Choose four of your favorites and we will provide twenty rounds for each. If time and crowd size permits, you will have the opportunity to select additional weapons and purchase ammo. Feel free to bring your favorite piece to shoot and show!

Day 4: Big Game Day. Targets will be towed at ranges of 200, 400, and 600 meters for you to demonstrate your skills with large caliber rifles. A wide selection of rifles will be provided, along with twenty rounds per passenger. As always, you are free to bring your own weapon.
  • Day 5: Skeet on the Fantail. Over-under, side by side, semi-auto, even bolt action. We provide the shotguns, ammo, and clay pigeons. Or, of course, bring your own. Just to keep the party going, we will be grilling a variety of game birds right there on the range. Open bar too, but only after you finish shooting.

Day 6: Open range day. If you have not yet brought your personal firearm to the range, today is the day. We will have ammo available for purchase, but no weapons. Turn out en mass and cheer for your fellow shooters.

Day 7: Arrive at our destination. Weapons cleaning and inspection must be performed before you depart.
Official disclaimer: Though we do hope for the opportunity to open fire on pirates out there on the high seas we cannot guarantee engagement.

Made available by your friends at NRA Cruise Lines, Inc.
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Unread 08-16-2017, 03:15 PM   #2
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Lol that is great

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Unread 08-18-2017, 07:28 AM   #3
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Hahahaha, this would be awesome!

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