Something worse than texting while driving!

**flamingemu** · 03-10-2010, 02:37 PM

Once in a while, we come across a news story that is just begging to be forwarded to everyone on our e-mail address list. This is that story:

According to the Key West news site, keysnews.com, "Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash...was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat...'She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,' [a state trooper] said."

We're just gonna need a minute to process this. So she was shaving her hoo-ha while driving? Okay. And she couldn't do it before leaving the house? Uh-huh. And her ex-husband was going with her to the boyfriend's? Of course. And he watched her do this? Got it.

Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt. And the woman was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance, reports keynews.com.
We didn't think it was necessary to alert people to the dangers of vadge-grooming while driving. But seems like this woman had never been told. So we'd like to offer her this list of five other seemingly-obvious-but-apparently-not things you should not do while behind the wheel.

1. Attempt to master the Flirty Fishtail Bread in your rear view mirror.
2. Apply your pasties. Rule of thumb: wait till your engine and headlights are off to cover your headlights.
3. Follow the Kardashian sisters on Twitter. With all their tweets and tweetpics, you won't have any time to look at the road.
4. Try out any of the Cosmo Kama Sutra sex positions. We get that sometimes you just can't wait. So pull over. The hookup will be better when you can devote 100% of your attention to it.
5. Change your tampon. Gross, we know. But you never thought you'd hear about someone shaving her bikini line while in the driver's seat either, did you?

AubreyR6 · 03-10-2010, 03:18 PM

Heard that on the radio the other day - the shit people do is crazy!

Luckystrike · 03-10-2010, 03:28 PM

On a positive note, the article never mentioned her having kids, THANK GOD!!

Check out the Mugshot.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870

Who to feel worse for, the guy she crashed into or the boyfriend

flipf4ipilot · 03-10-2010, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luckystrike

On a positive note, the article never mentioned her having kids, THANK GOD!!

Check out the Mugshot.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870

Who to feel worse for, the guy she crashed into or the boyfriend

woof

curveman · 03-10-2010, 06:49 PM

As a over the road semi driver for 17 years you would not believe what people do when they are driving! I have seen it all and seen what the final result is while driving and not keeping your eyes on the road and hands on the wheel.

Very Crazy!

The cell phone and driving got me on my bike and the ass didn't get off the phone till after he hit me.

**flamingemu** · 03-10-2010, 07:16 PM

I think the cool part of the story is the EX-HUSBAND was driving her to meet her BOYFRIEND. That's one stand-up guy. I wonder if he wants to be a member?

Begood · 03-10-2010, 09:33 PM

Way too many crazy people out there.

Bill.

**fasterbusa** · 03-10-2010, 11:02 PM

The ex-husband was probably hoping that this "babe" hooks up with the new boyfriend and is out of his life forever!

However, you could investigate and see if he would like to represent Redline in our new Florida Keys chapter!

Begood · 03-11-2010, 09:21 PM

Let me just say that while I am all for being shaved.

I feel it should be done at home.

Bill.

03-10-2010, 02:37 PM	#1
flamingemu Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sterling Heights Motorcycle(s): 2010 BMW S1000RR (Street); 2008 GSX-R 600 (Track) Posts: 4,584	Something worse than texting while driving! Once in a while, we come across a news story that is just begging to be forwarded to everyone on our e-mail address list. This is that story: According to the Key West news site, keysnews.com, "Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash...was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat...'She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,' [a state trooper] said." We're just gonna need a minute to process this. So she was shaving her hoo-ha while driving? Okay. And she couldn't do it before leaving the house? Uh-huh. And her ex-husband was going with her to the boyfriend's? Of course. And he watched her do this? Got it. Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt. And the woman was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance, reports keynews.com. We didn't think it was necessary to alert people to the dangers of vadge-grooming while driving. But seems like this woman had never been told. So we'd like to offer her this list of five other seemingly-obvious-but-apparently-not things you should not do while behind the wheel. 1. Attempt to master the Flirty Fishtail Bread in your rear view mirror. 2. Apply your pasties. Rule of thumb: wait till your engine and headlights are off to cover your headlights. 3. Follow the Kardashian sisters on Twitter. With all their tweets and tweetpics, you won't have any time to look at the road. 4. Try out any of the Cosmo Kama Sutra sex positions. We get that sometimes you just can't wait. So pull over. The hookup will be better when you can devote 100% of your attention to it. 5. Change your tampon. Gross, we know. But you never thought you'd hear about someone shaving her bikini line while in the driver's seat either, did you? __________________

03-10-2010, 03:28 PM	#3
Luckystrike Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Clinton Twp. Motorcycle(s): '08 HYPERMOTARD (track/street), '08 Ducati 848 "The Sickness" (track), '09 Honda Ruckus touring edition Posts: 4,617	On a positive note, the article never mentioned her having kids, THANK GOD!! Check out the Mugshot. http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870 Who to feel worse for, the guy she crashed into or the boyfriend Last edited by Luckystrike; 03-10-2010 at 03:31 PM.

03-10-2010, 06:49 PM	#5
curveman Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Manchester Motorcycle(s): Ducati 900 Super Sport Posts: 976	Driving As a over the road semi driver for 17 years you would not believe what people do when they are driving! I have seen it all and seen what the final result is while driving and not keeping your eyes on the road and hands on the wheel. Very Crazy! The cell phone and driving got me on my bike and the ass didn't get off the phone till after he hit me.

03-10-2010, 07:16 PM	#6
flamingemu Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sterling Heights Motorcycle(s): 2010 BMW S1000RR (Street); 2008 GSX-R 600 (Track) Posts: 4,584	I think the cool part of the story is the EX-HUSBAND was driving her to meet her BOYFRIEND. That's one stand-up guy. I wonder if he wants to be a member? __________________

03-10-2010, 11:02 PM	#8
fasterbusa Join Date: May 2008 Location: Birmingham Motorcycle(s): 99 Hayabusa Posts: 5,018	The ex-husband was probably hoping that this "babe" hooks up with the new boyfriend and is out of his life forever! However, you could investigate and see if he would like to represent Redline in our new Florida Keys chapter! __________________ Redline Superbike Member

03-10-2010, 03:18 PM	#2
AubreyR6 Rocket Girl Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Richmond Motorcycle(s): Aprilia Dorsoduro, Yamaha 09 r6 Track, Trek 6500 mountain bike and Trek Ion 2.0 cyclocross Posts: 1,385	Heard that on the radio the other day - the shit people do is crazy!

03-10-2010, 09:33 PM	#7
Begood Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Shelby Twp. Motorcycle(s): 1 very trick R1 Posts: 226	Way too many crazy people out there. Bill.

03-11-2010, 09:21 PM	#9
Begood Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Shelby Twp. Motorcycle(s): 1 very trick R1 Posts: 226	Let me just say that while I am all for being shaved. I feel it should be done at home. Bill.

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